Thursday, September 18, 2008

Rocky Baby

So, I'm almost all the way into living in New York--manicuring myself to astonish the comedy world, in a good way this time--and I like Greenpoint. As a neighborhood to live in. There's a little records and coffe shop (2 in 1) and there's a couple friends from Raleigh just down the way, and now there's this guy. He is Rocky. His owner is a leathery old man who has three gold chains, all three with different kinds of chunky little eagle pendants. He said, "That's Rocky. But call him Rocky Baby. He's the neighborhood mascot."
So I have composed the following poem for him:
Rocky Baby you live in Greenpoint and have for two years but I didn't know you then until I needed to get coffee and a cup of tomato soup and found you and said I know why I bought this one kind of phone with the camera now because I love you to pieces you are the cutest baby and I've SEEN boxers I have an old boxer Jasmine in NC and she's got long-suffering eyes and a white face because she's 14 and i did have two others and one time that skinny little one we stole/liberated from a dog fight guy in Charleston who went to live with zealots who called him Ezekial but its none of my business and then still another boxer at my grandma's neighbor's who belonged to Nelson's granddaughter and he lives in a tiny fence cage situation which is, I assure you, no good and but you, YOU, are the prettiest, handsomest guy of all and you remind me of Jasmine whom I didn't name since she was a rescue kinda too but who really is a Jasmine now that I know how delicate she is and I miss her believe me but you... You have a square face and didn't you know you are a bull dog and its in your nature to fight bulls I guess but I can't imagine you would though you never know a person all the way since everybody has their compulsions like what if you saw a bull right now on this street you might want to fight him or like get to know him and pretend to be best friends with him the way young girls do their boyfriend's other female friends maybe but you're not a tricky guy that way I can tell you are just a cute guy who likes girls or anybody probably but you seem to really like me which is working out since I am all crush now, like deep deep crush.

4 comments:

Tonya said...

Hey, is this Kelly's band from North Carolina? It's Tonya, one of Kelly's students from Wake Tech. I live in San Francisco, and think you are touring around. If you can get in touch with me, I'm pretty sure its the same band, but I'd love to see you guys play...

my email is briggstj82@gmail.com

gimu said...

love you guys
salutations from brazil
gimu
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gimugimu@gmail.com
www.myspace.com/terrorturbo

allen said...

Well, I couldn't live in NYC, but I do hope you guys have a fun time moving up there. Hopefully your comedy career takes off! I shall see you guys at Troika.

yoAdrienne said...

i like the poem to Rocky but I was wondering, was there supposed to be some punctuation or special paragraphs dedicated to it or is it supposed to be a big run on sentence?
btw i love the song "I better run". amazing.