Tuesday, March 18, 2008


It was when I predicted Steve Erwin's death that I decided that I'm clairvoyant. So I went to the bookstore to try to find information on how to harnass my abilities so I can figure out who's going to die or what I should do with my life, or, basically, just any ideas for ways to exploit my gift.
Sylvia Browne is the best they can do at Borders.

I think she started a religion called Novus Spiritus where there are tenets that have the word "thou" in a lot of them. She channels a voice called "Francine" whom she's been listening to since she was 7. She hears Francine's voice in only one ear, making her "clairaudient" or possibly psychotic, according to Sigorney Weaver--psychiatrist and top serial killer expert in the movie Copycat.
In one book I picked up, Sylvia says that the visions sometimes come to the clairvoyant in colors and that you CAN learn to channel and control them.

I don't have "visions" or "colors" or "voices" but, rather, just information that already exists. It's a part of my knowledge--just in general. I was visiting my grandma and saw Steve Erwin on TV and thought, "He will die." I said it out loud actually. My grandma said, "What?" I said, "He's going to die," and by Monday he was dead. It wasn't a vision, it was just information I sort of already knew.
My friend said sarcastically: "Wait! You predicted the Crocodile Hunter's death!? A guy who constantly fucks with crocodiles!?"
Yes, that is silly. And also there's a small chance your girlfriend is pregnant. But I didn't say that out loud.

What I know is random and the information is sometimes not really important so I forget that it might be true and I don't usually tell anybody about it so I occasionally catch myself saying, "Yeah, I already knew that was going to happen." Like an asshole.
And they say, "How did you know?" and I say, "I'm clairvoyant. I also predicted Steve Erwin's death."
Like an asshole.


Anonymous said...

Be careful who you listen to. Browne says she is listening to a girl named Christine. In reality, it is more likely that it is a negative entity who says it is Christine. (How would she know the difference?) This entity is stealing her energy, as well as anyone else's it can.

If you think you have physic abilities, ask yourself how you can determine who the entity is that you are allowing into your being.

There are spiritual cons, as well as earthly ones.

the rosebuds said...


Anonymous said...


I don't see any future for me if I don't leave the country I live.
Somebody told me, some Cristine Jensen from Switzerland or Germany will tell me, how to go on.

What do you think?


clairvoyance said...

The good thing is that there are already clairvoyance test available out there for those who are in doubt. there are also authentic psychics that could guide them all the way and suggest ways on how to use the psychic ability well.